tarntino:

i never want to get married and have kids i want to be 40 and a highly successful director and show up to my high school reunion dressed entirely in yves saint laurent with blood red lipstick and louboutin heels that could penetrate a man’s soft flesh in the current year’s bmw convertible and wear chanel sunglasses the entire time even while indoors so i don’t have to hold eye contact with the little people

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sorry:

when I die I want to be reincarnated as a kitten because at least then people will love me

(via trust)

policedog:

imagine if people screamed instead of snored

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urbancatfitters:

i dont have a christmas wish list just give me money

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zygoats:

im literally always looking at my reflection not because im conceited but because i just think it feels kind strange to have a physical form and im constantly trying to process who and what i am

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